“- Lloyd Christmas: Some little filly break your heart?
- Harry Dunne: No, it was a girl.”
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne

“- Cavalry Sergeant: How do I know this is your horse?
- Paden: Can't you see this horse loves me?
- Cavalry Sergeant: I had a gal do that to me. It didn't make her my wife.”

Sheb Wooley - Cavalry Sergeant
Kevin Kline - Paden

“- Max: [after Max drinks the vial] Now you have no choice! You'll have to take me!
- Winifred Sanderson: What a fool to give us thy life... for thy sister's.”
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred

“You have always been with me. Your courage, your smile, your damned stubbornness. There has never been any distance between us, and there never will be.”

Angelina Jolie - Sarah Jordan

Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down.
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher