- George Peters: I can't remember the name of your favorite perfume; I've racked my brain and I can't remember it.
- Doris: That's funny, it's "My Sin".
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“- Jesus Shuttlesworth: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?
- Jake Shuttlesworth: It's biblical.”
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth

“- Scam: What's your name?
- Obie: Obie. Obediah. It's in the Bible. What's yours?
- Scam: Scam. It's in the Bible too.”
Darius McCrary - Scam
Ricky Busker - Obie

“- Maxwell Smart: What happened here and what is that ungodly smell?
- Lloyd: Fear.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd

“- Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
- Erica Barry: It's just... soap.”
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry