- Jane Goodale: Who's Penelope Pope?
- Liz: I don't know, but that's what she said when I asked "Who the fuck is this?".

Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale
Marisa Tomei - Liz

“Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am!”
Jenna Elfman - The Angel

“- D.C.: Why don't you just call her again?
- Lloyd Dobler: I draw the line at 7 unreturned phone calls.”
Amy Brooks - D.C.
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Phone Voice: You still haven't told me your name.
- Casey Becker: [smiling] Why do you want to know my name?
- Phone Voice: Because I want to know who I'm looking at.”

Roger Jackson - Phone Voice
Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker