“- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
- Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.”

Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer

“It becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the fuck out.”
Trent Haaga - Jerry

“The people who know my work like my work. And that's great.”
Seymour Cassel

“Dryland is not just our destination, it is our destiny!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon