“You would drink, too, if you knew the world half as well as I do.”
Hugh Jackman - Gerald Root

“I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.”
Willie Nelson - Wendell

“- Susan Johnson: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
- Arthur Bach: It'd have to be a real big woman.”
Jill Eikenberry - Susan Johnson
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

- Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the "Gas 'n' Sip" on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
- Joe: By choice, man.
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler
Loren Dean - Joe

“- Martha Corey: I, sir, am innocent to a witch. I know not what a witch is.
- Judge Hathorne: If you know not what a witch is, how do you know you are not one?”
Mary Pat Gleason - Martha Corey
Robert Breuler - Judge Hathorne