“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again.
- Ed Hocken: Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“No more beer for Linda. Doubles for Jack, he's gonna be a father!”
Balthazar Getty - Ray Gauquin

“Natural childbirth means that no drugs will be administered into the female's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Bridget Jones: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?
- Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Emma Thompson - Dr Rawlings

“- Wendon: I'm afraid I have some bad news... well maybe its not that bad. The princess is pregnant.
- Jason: Pregnant? How the hell did that happen?
- Wendon: Well you can be sure I had nothing to do with it. She's asking to see you.”
Bruce Vilanch - Wendon
Robert Urich - Jason