“- Dusty Bottoms: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.
- Carmen: And that you have done, now what?
- Dusty Bottoms: Well we really don't have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.”
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms
Patrice Martinez - Carmen

“- Charles J. Rittenhouse: I thought everybody was killed. I never expected to see you alive.
- Connie Porter: You know I'm practically immortal, Ritt.”
Henry Hull - Charles J. Rittenhouse
Tallulah Bankhead - Connie Porter

“We are never quite prepared for so many to die. Oh, we do expect the occasional empty chair. A salute to fallen comrades. But this war goes on and on and the men die and the price gets ever higher. We are prepared to loose some of us, but we are never prepared to loose all of us.”
Martin Sheen - Gen. Robert E. Lee

“- Juno: What's wrong?
- Barbara: We're very unhappy.
- Juno: What did you expect? You're dead!”
Sylvia Sidney - Juno
Geena Davis - Barbara

“You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis