“- Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you or, more to the point, to you just let me know.
- Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
- Chris Knight: Not right now.
- Susan Decker: A girl's gotta have her standards.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
Deborah Foreman - Susan Decker

- Jane: We know how much you loved Mom's car, so we're giving it to you.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You're taking away my home and giving me a twenty year old car?
Virginia Madsen - Jane
Lili Taylor - Nell

“- Billy Hargrove: I'd give my dick for a truck like this.
- Robby Gillon: What would be the use in having it then?”
Jim Caviezel - Billy Hargrove
Thomas Wilson Brown - Robby Gillon

“I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.”

Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest

- Lehman: There's a new order, I should say "Heil Hiter", but I won't, not to you.
- Professor Victor Roth: Thank you, Lehman.
- Lehman: That is, unless some of the other gentlemen are present, or the students.
William Edmunds - Lehman
Frank Morgan - Professor Viktor Roth