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“Walden Schmidt-You've mistaken tooth paste for lubricant?
Alan Harper-Just once and it stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden Schmidt-How did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan Harper-Years of yoga and loneliness.
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(Two and a Half Men)
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