“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“I believe in Santa Claus. I believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe in the Tooth Fairy. But I don't believe in you. This is battery acid. Now, you disappear!”
Dennis Christopher - Eddie Kaspbrak

“Vermont must be beautiful this time of year...all that snow!”
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper.”
Phoebe Cates - Kate Beringer

“- Ruby Deagle: Mrs Harris, the bank and I have the same purpose in life - to make money. Not to support a lot of... deadbeats!
- Mrs. Joe Harris: Mrs Deagle! It's Christmas!
- Ruby Deagle: Well, now you know what to ask Santa for, don't you?”
Polly Holliday - Ruby Deagle
Belinda Balaski - Mrs. Joe Harris