“Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
Paul Shaffer - Hermes; the Messenger God

“- Jessica: How come you didn't snitch on me?
- Booger Spencer: Cuz you're my sister and I accept you for who you are.
- Jessica: Come here [hugs him]
- Jessica: You're such a little weirdo. ”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matt Weinberg - Booger

“- Sarah Lewis: I don't deserve heaven.
- Ben Holmes: Oh Sarah, you deserve so much more than you think you do.”
Sandra Bullock - Sarah Lewis
Ben Affleck - Ben Holmes

“- Dracula: Do you think of me as special?
- Cindy Sondheim: Yes, of course.
- Dracula: So how can you think of yourself as nothing, when I love you?”
George Hamilton - Dracula
Susan Saint James - Cindy Sondheim

“You'll love me, I promise.”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig