“- Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
- Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.”
Gary Cole - Cotton McKnight
Jason Bateman - Pepper Brooks

“Claus, let me explain something to you: the less you tell me, the more options I have.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz

“- Nick Bartkowski: Now what about getting inside?
- Carlos Barrios: The place next door is a real-estateoffice. We pick the lock. We get in, and go through the wall. It is made of brick, like your brain. It's one foot thick, two layers.”
William Russ - Nick Bartkowski
Rubén Blades - Carlos Barrios

“- Dave Skylark: Kim must die, it's the American way.
- Sook: How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?
- Aaron Rapaport: As many times as it takes!”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Diana Bang - Sook
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

- SFC Cunningham: It's called "probing". It's a military procedure. You send in a reconnaissance group, very small... to check things out. Not to engage, but to evaluate the situation... evaluate the level of danger. Make sure things are all clear.
- Merrill Hess: Clear for what?
- SFC Cunningham: For the rest of them.

Ted Sutton - SFC Cunningham
Joaquin Phoenix - Merrill Hess