“What was I doing in jail? What I was doing, let me advise you, was fixing to shoot some motherfucker working in that hospital, that's what I was doing.”
Ving Rhames - Lt. Reilly
“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Can't keep me here, chief. - Chief Jerry Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you in here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out. - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Joe Don Baker - Chief Jerry Karlin
“- Ed Hocken: They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair! - Frank Drebin: I know, Ed. Life isn't always fair. Just think. The next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.”
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
“Your friend, Sailor, blowtorched a local kingpin biker. We're holding him on our Witness Protection Program. Silly sonofabitch come in here with a grenade hung around his neck. If you ask me, I don't think his bread's quite done.”
Ken Farmer - Jail Guard
