“If you don't like the heights, don't climb mountains!”
John C. McGinley - Stu

“You know some people have no will power, no ambition. They just drift through life like lumps of crap.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn

“- Alonzo: Why do you wanna be a narc?
- Jake: I want to protect the streets by ridding it of dangerous drugs.
- Alonzo: Yeah, but why do you wanna be a narc?
- Jake: I wanna make detective.”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“I want to feel things. Really feel them, you know. How's that for an ambition?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Wheeler

“- Bernie Focker: Roz, I'm not going through manopause. I'm just trying to find my 'true north'.
- Roz Focker: True north? What are you... a compass or something?
- Bernie Focker: No, but let's face it, I'm a stay-at-home dad whose kid hasn't lived at home in 25 years.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker
Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker