“I have to go. I have to live my life. I have to appear calm and intelligent, I am dating a person.”
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“- Charles Townsend: I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
- Jimmy Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?”
John Forsythe - Charles Townsend
Bernie Mac - Jimmy Bosley

“If you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date.”

Molly Shannon - Tracy

“If you want to get laid you take a chick to a fancy restaurant, but if you really like her you take her to your secret place.”
Glenn Fitzgerald - Chris

“She looked at me like I was a dope, which I never really minded from her. And she had a point, I guess. We knew each other as well then as now. Anyway, well enough.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane