“- Maxwell Smart: A stapler telephone? That's fantastic, Carruthers. Can it also be used as a stapler?
- Carruthers: No.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, well, you'd better work on that.”
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Norman Lloyd - Carruthers

“The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“You said you had some gas that'd make me fly. Show me.”

Bobby Jordan - Joe "Joey" Dingle

“He broke a blood vessel because he found his name was omitted from the Encyclopedia of Britannica, because thirty pages were devoted to Thomas Alva Edison, seventeen to Alexander Graham Bell, but not one line to Daniel S. Totten, the inventor of the electric toaster.”

Mary Field - Miss Totten

“- Wallace Wooley: I'm afraid you've got a hangover.
- Daniel: Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C.”
Fredric March - Wallace Wooley
Cecil Kellaway - Daniel