“- Miranda Hillard: What happened?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
- Miranda Hillard: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.”

Sally Field - Miranda Hillard
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“- Janey Carver: You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
- Ben Hood: You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs, my needs. You're absolutely right.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“- Lucy Chadman: Of course he may not be too thrilled to hear how No. 3 died.
- Jason Chadman: You mean... During...?
- Lucy Chadman: No. Just after. According to Kim he came and went.”

Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Chadman
Corbin Bernsen - Jason Chadman

“- Howard Stern: Hi, there. This is Howard Stern, WNBC. I'm calling because your husband Kenny has been really bitchy around the station lately and we thought that maybe you should give him some more sex.
- Betty Jean Rushton: More sex?
- Howard Stern: Yeah, he's backed up! Isn't he backed up, Ross?”

Howard Stern - Himself
Aimee Luzier - Betty Jean Rushton

“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven