“Most priests like to preach from the pulpit. Father Bobby liked to talk during the bump and shove of a pick-up game.”
Jason Patric - Shakes

“- Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
- Sam Wheat: Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven.
- Oda Mae Brown: I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a goddamn check!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat

“- Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
- Roscoe: Just in case of what?
- Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.”
John Matuszak - Killjoy
Michael D. Roberts - Roscoe

“The stranger has been known to masquerade as a priest wearing high heeled shoes.”

“Reverend, you've got balls as big as church bells.”

Dabney Coleman - Jerry Caesar