“- Sam: You're not my brother anymore!
- Josh: What?
- Sam: I just decided it, the same way dad isn't mom's husband anymore.
- Josh: You must be dumber than dad's stepsons, you can't divorce me!”
Noah Fleiss - Sam
Jacob Tierney - Josh

“- Brian O'Conner: You know, I was thinking we should go out sometime.
- Mia Toretto: Oh, that's sweet, but I usually don't date my brother's friends.
- Brian O'Conner: Well, that sucks. I guess I'll have to kick his ass then.”
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto

“- Kathy: You guys are brothers?
- Mitch Weaver: Well, it's a long story.
- Sam McKenna: My dad boned his mom.
- Mitch Weaver: Okay, it's a short story.”
Traylor Howard - Kathy
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Artie Lange - Sam McKenna

“- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Well, what do you think?
- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: What a piece of junk!
- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Thank you. This was my brother's. He died of leukemia. How do you feel now?”

Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker

“- Sammael: Just say my name. I love you like a brother, I taught you everything you know. I can hear it in your thoughts, say it. Say it!
- Gabriel: Michael.”
Dwaine Stevenson - Sammael
Andy Whitfield - Gabriel