“- Marco: Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week?
- Jimmie Shannon: No, it's not next week.
- Marco: Thank God.
- Jimmie Shannon: It's tomorrow!”
Artie Lange - Marco
Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon

“- Bill Ray: Well, how does it feel to turn eighty?
- Norman Thayer Jr.: Twice as bad as it did turning forty.”
Dabney Coleman - Bill Ray
Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“- Gus Portokalos: You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!
- Toula Portokalos [narrating]: He's been telling me this ever since I was 15.”
Michael Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But... before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“- Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
- Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
- Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby JesusDad!”
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle
Eric Braeden - Elton Deedle
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle