“Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.”

Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“- Carl Lyne: Listen, obviously we have to work together here. And I guess you passed the test. Where did you stash the bodies? The car, the whole thing, that was incredible.
- Jack Lyne: I stuffed them up my ass. And I'm still not as full of shit as you.”
Jamey Sheridan - Carl Lyne
Jonathan Penner - Jack Lyne

“Nothing cures an offense like money.”
Brian Goodman - Trevor

“Do you know how much it costs to breed you, you big moron? To train you? To feed you? What good is this man now? He's got no depth perception! All he can do is to walk point and take the first hit!”

Jason Isaacs - Colonel Mekum

“- Maureen: Give me some money. I want some popcorn.
- Phil: You've got money.
- Maureen: I've got my money. I asked for your money!
- Phil: Cheap ass bitch!”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Maureen
Omar Epps - Phil