“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“- Ripley: Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age.
- Aaron: No need to be sarcastic.”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Ralph Brown - Aaron

“- Fireman: You know, it's against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard.
- Bernadine Harris: [flicks off ashes from her cigarette] It is trash.”
Graham Galloway - Fireman
Bernadine Harris - Bernadine Harris

“- John Gustafson: I'm cold.
- Max Goldman: Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire.”
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- Inga: Where did you get all these scars?
- Luke: Well, let's see. Skateboard... Truck accident... Fire hydrant.
- Inga: I bet each one has its own exciting story, no?
- Luke: No, not really. I skateboarded off of a truck into a fire hydrant.”
Victoria Silvstedt - Inga
Zach Galifianakis - Luke