“I've given my life to art and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near are the pictures I draw on the pavement hoping passersby will throw nickels in my hat. I guess the long on the short of it: I wish I'd never been born.”
Peter MacNicol - David Langley

“Wishing never got anybody anyplace.”

Clark Gable - Jack Thornton

“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?
- Shaun: Surviving.”
Jessica Hynes - Yvonne
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Sam, whatever you've been through, multiply that by 1000 and you'll have a vague conception of where I'm at.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach