“- Jesse Conrad: What's meditating?
- Lama Norbu: It is being totally quiet and relaxed, separating yourself from everything around you, setting your mind free like a bird, and you can then see your thoughts as if they were passing clouds.”
Alex Wiesendanger - Jesse Conrad
Ruocheng Ying - Lama Norbu

“Someone like Lama Norbu can remain like this for ten days. Or even more. He can sit like a mountain, serene and unmovable. And he can meditate deep and vast as ocean. And then smoothly, while doing meditation, he can enter into the state of death, with his own will.”

Jigme Kunsang - Champa

“First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“We are offering an alternative lifestyle for young people seeking inner peace through meditation... prayer... and forfeiture of all worldly possessions. Perhaps you and the rest of your staff might be interested in joining our church. You may find yourselves seeking a new direction in life, now that you will be... unemployed. Good day!”

Jon Rashad Kamal - Eric Greene

“- Alan: Mr. Greene... Have you always been involved in retail?
- Eric Greene: Retail? I find it utterly repugnant. No. I'm going to make a few structural changes to this place, and then turn it into a recruitment and meditation center for my organization... The Holistic Church of Truth and Tranquility.”
Michael David Wright - Alan
Jon Rashad Kamal - Eric Greene