“As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. They're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis, while their women sit under hairdryers, eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day!”
Terry-Thomas - J. Algernon Hawthorne

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.
- Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.”
Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Kitty Kiernan: Is it true, Mick, that all of the women in America wear trousers?
- Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.”
Julia Roberts - Kitty Kiernan
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“The reason the all-American boy prefers beauty over brains is that the all-American boy can see better than he can think.”
Farrah Fawcett