“You broke my heart once. This time you missed.”
Peta Wilson - Mina Van Helsing

“I have a meanness inside me, real as an organ. Slit me at my belly and it might slide out, meaty and dark, drop on the floor so you could stomp on it.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“Self-defense is not murder.”
Jennifer Lopez - Slim Hiller

“I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“If anyone gets tough, just show them your underwear.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison