“I'm more mature than kids my age because I'm constantly surrounded by adults.”
Mischa Barton

“- Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10?
- Bailey: I'm 12!
- Tibby: Same difference. - Bailey: No, when I was 10, I didn't have an iPod.
- Tibby: You're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?”
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby
Jenna Boyd - Bailey

“The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.”
Drew Barrymore - Karen Pomeroy

“Little kids buy cereal the same way grown men buy lingerie. They will buy stuff they care nothing about just to get the prize that's inside.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Shake: We're having adult time here, boys.
- Kyle Baker: No idea what that means.
- Tom Baker: Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids.”
Richard Jenkins - Shake
Shane Kinsman - Kyle Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker