“If you are wearing lingerie that makes you feel glamorous, you're halfway there to turning heads.”
“- Lauren Travis: Do you think that lesbianism and alcoholism are directly related?
- Casey Montgomery: Maybe.”
“- Joe MacGonaughgill: I'd be happy to blow your mind but... can we just lie down?
- Jane Lindquist: In a minute.”
“- Jane Lindquist: We're not reality material.
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I didn't know that.
- Jane Lindquist: What's a cute... smart, sexy, good-looking guy... Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last five years?
- Joe MacGonaughgill: I've been saving myself.”