“Beverly Hills Ninja” quotes(1997)
Plot – Haru has a dream, that is to be part of a group of aggressive and fearsome ninja. Unfortunately for him, he does not have the athleticism needed for it to become a formidable fighter. Basically, he is too clumsy. However, after overcoming considerable difficulties, he manages to be admitted to the group and during a mission in Los Angeles, he is finally able to show everyone what he is capable of.
All actors – Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan, Robin Shou, Nathaniel Parker, Soon-Tek Oh, Keith Cooke, Chris Rock, François Chau, Dale Ishimoto, Daming Chen, Burt Bulos, Curtis Blanckshow all
“Beverly Hills Ninja” Quotes 7 quotes
“Hey, nice coat. Who shot the couch?”
“The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.”
“- Haru: I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do, but as part of my creed, I cannot tell you. See, my identity must remain mysterious and my mission secret, I cannot reveal it to you.
- Billy: Why not?
- Haru: Because I would then have to kill you.
- Billy: Daddy!
[runs to his dad, frightened]
- Billy: Daddy, he said he's gonna...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Haru: Oh I see you got the R2347ST Printing press. This thing came out the same time I was printing leaflets for the Shave the Whales Foundation.
- Martin Tanley: You mean Save the Whales.
- Haru: Oh is that what you did with them? Maybe it was starve the whales… starve the whales.”
“A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.”