“- Lampy: You were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out what it all means.
- Toaster: Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread.”

Timothy Stack - Lampy
Deanna Oliver - Toaster

“- Stevenson Lowe: What went wrong?
- Lily Marlowe: Max has his faults. There were many women to whom he was not, shall we say, indifferent.”
James Spader - Stevenson Lowe
Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“- Song Liling: Why in Beijing opera are woman's roles traditionally played by men?
- Comrade Chin: I don't know. Most probably a remnant of the reactionary and patriarchal social structure.
- Song Liling: No. It's because only a man knows how a woman is supposed to act.”
John Lone - Song Liling
Shizuko Hoshi - Comrade Chin

“He used to bring beautiful women here. Eat fine meals, drink fine wine, listen to music... but it always ended with screaming.”

Jeffrey Combs - Crawford Tillinghast

“- Cinderella: I doubt he has any idea how a girl should be treated.
- Prince Christopher: Like a princess, I suppose.
- Cinderella: No, like a person, with kindness and respect.”
Brandy Norwood - Cinderella
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher