“- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: You will go to prison.
- Agent Frank Haddad: You know what happens to women in prison?
- Elise Kraft: Mmmmm... yummm!”
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard
Tony Shalhoub - Frank Haddad
Annette Bening - Elise Kraft

“- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: You look familiar. Have we met?
- Willy Gilligan: I don't think so. I've been away for a long time.
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: Where? Prison?
- Willy Gilligan: No, worse then that. A tropical island in the Pacific. There were chicks there, but you couldn't touch them. Wanna hear about it?
- Frankie, the Big Kahuna: No!”
Frankie Avalon - Frankie, the Big Kahuna
Bob Denver - Willy Gilligan

“Johnny, you don't know what a few months in jail can do to you, man. You get mean in jail, I just don't wanna see that happen to you like it happened to me, man.”
Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: What the hell is this?
- Elwood Blues: This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving 'em away.
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car!”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic.
[looks disgusted, picks something up with his pen]
One soiled.”

Frank Oz - Corrections Officer