“- Gayle: Do you know what's so nice about doctors?
- Dr. Bill Harford: Usually a lot less than people imagine.
- Gayle: They always seem so knowledgeable.
- Dr. Bill Harford: Oh, they are very knowledgeable about all sorts of things.
- Gayle: But I bet they work too hard. Just think of all they miss.
- Dr. Bill Harford: You're probably right.”
Tom Cruise - Dr. William Harford
Louise J. Taylor - Gayle

“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?"
Ross Lehman - Dr. Kersten
Patrick LaBrecque - George

“- Eugene G. Roe: You're a good nurse.
- Renee Lemaire: No. I never want to treat another wounded man again. I'd rather work in a butcher's shop.”
Shane Taylor - Eugene G. Roe
Lucie Jeanne - Renee Lemaire

“I'm a doctor, not a space explorer.”
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson