“- Mika: Aki, wake up!
- Man #3: Who the fuck are you? And where the fuck am I?
- Mika: You're in a fucking taxi, fucking close to your home, and you owe me for the fucking ride!”

Matti Pellonpää - Mika
Tomi Salmela - Man #3

“- Linda Lue Linden: You know, Kyle Davidson, there's something you never knew about me.
- Kyle Davidson: What's that?
- Linda Lue Linden: You could have had me for a song.”

Sandra Bullock - Linda Lue Linden
Dermot Mulroney - Kyle Davidson

“I'll have a cappuccino.”

Kohl Sudduth - Luther 'Suitcase' Simpson

“- Irene Adler: I've never woke up in handcuffs before.
- Sherlock Holmes: I have. Naked.”
Rachel McAdams - Irene Adler
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“It's not easy to find a man you can wake up happy next to.”
Lolita Davidovich - Blaze Starr