“- Nikki Finn: Hey, a mall! Ha ha!... As long as we're here, can we go in for a few seconds? I can't go back to Philly without any presents for my mom - she thinks I've been shopping.
- Louden Trott: For four years?
- Nikki Finn: Mm-hmm. So I can't exactly go back empty-handed, 'cause it isn't very nice.”
Madonna - Nikki Finn
Griffin Dunne - Loudon Trott

Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother?".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Juan: I saw your mama last night.
- Little: I hate her.
- Juan: I bet you do. Hated mine too. Miss her like hell now. All I'm gonna say about that.”
Mahershala Ali - Juan
Alex R. Hibbert - Little

“- Jedediah Tucker Ward: If your mother could hear you now.
- Maggie Ward: Well she can't, can she? She finally got out of here and wherever she is, she's gotta be much happier than she was with you.”
Gene Hackman - Jedediah Tucker Ward
Mary Elizabeth Mastantonio - Maggie Ward

“- Gordon Miller: You could go back if you wanted to.
- Leo Davis: My mother seemed very happy when I left.”
Groucho Marx - Gordon Miller
Frank Albertson - Leo Davis