“What sort of respectable mummy snuffs it without leaving a mothercurse on her tomb?”
Sean Pertwee - Bradley Cortese

“- Ely Jackson: You guys want to get cremated or buried?
- Pete Kepler: I don't care, what ever. Bury me, burn me, why does it matter?
- Ely Jackson: It matters. I don't want to rot in a box... bugs and worms and weird animals eat out my eyeballs.”
Christina Ricci - Ely Jackson
Casey Affleck - Pete Kepler

“- Spider: What do you want to do, Scuz, turn over gravestones?
- Scuz: No, I just want to look around the graveyard - I never seen one before.
- Spider: Haven't you ever been to a funeral?
- Scuz: I never knew anyone that died.”
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Spider
Brian Peck - Scuz

“- Rosencrantz: Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?
- Guildenstern: No.
- Rosencrantz: Nor do I, really. It's silly to be depressed by it.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz
Tim Roth - Guildenstern

“- Harry D'Amour: Any movie stars buried here?
- Valentin: Probably.
- Harry D'Amour: It's not a bad place. It's warm, lots of palm trees.
- Valentin: I don't think the dead much care.”
Scott Bakula - Harry D'Amour
Joel Swetow - Valentin