“My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?”
John Leguizamo - Sid

“He's my son and I should be around him. I wasn't around my dad and look at the fuckin' way I turned out.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke

“- Gordon: Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Monogamy isn't realistic. Say it.
- Nine Year Old Amy, Five Year Old Kim: Monogamy isn't realistic.”
Colin Quinn - Gordon
Devin Fabry - Nine Year Old Amy
Carla Oudin - Five Year Old Kim

“There was nothing stopping Michelle and me from having a baby except ourselves.”
Billy Crudup - FH

“- Prof. Grady Tripp: James like it or not those people out there are your parents.
- James Leer: They're not my parents.
- Prof. Grady Tripp: What?
- James Leer: They're my grandparents... my parents are dead.
- Prof. Grady Tripp: James the man is obviously your father... you look just like him.
- James Leer: There's a reason for that.”
Tobey Maguire - James Leer
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp