“How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?”
John Goodman - Detective Dehling

“I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain.”
Clint Howard - Paco

“You sho' is ugly!”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster

“- DistrictManager Zete: Does all of Earth look like this?
- Terl: Oh, I'm afraid so, sir.
- DistrictManager Zete: Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe.”
Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete
John Travolta - Terl