“- Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job, Spicoli? - Jeff Spicoli: What for? - Brad Hamilton: You needmoney. - Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.”
Judge Reinhold - Brad Hamilton
Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli
“Allow me to untangle this web of shit. I don't care if his last job was jugging apples for a hut full of pygmies on the outskirts of the Congo! This man fits the bill, and you need him! And that's why the rhino's going to get exactly what he deserves.”
Danny DeVito - Burke Bennett
“- Earl Hooter: Sounds like your looking to get yourself fired, little lady. - Elvira: Yeah, go ahead and fire me. I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror!”
Lee McLaughlin - Earl Hooter
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira
“- Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love. - Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Jared Harris - Lee
“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble... - Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry? - Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just needmoney.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter
