“- Marisa Ventura: There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way.
- Christopher Marshall: Then why are you making me work so hard?”
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“Turn gay, attract women.”
James Le Gros - Jack

“Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed.”
Sir John Gielgud

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!”
Charlize Theron - Ashley