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“I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people! In civilian life you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm!”
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Io non comprendo perché la prostituzione sia illegale. Vendere è legale. Scopare è legale. Perché vendere scopate è illegale? Ditemi, perché dovrebbe essere illegale vendere qualcosa che è perfettamente legale regalare? Io non riesco a capire affatto la logica di tutto questo! Di tutte le cose che si possono fare, dare un orgasmo a qualcuno è ben difficile che sia la peggior cosa al mondo. Nell’esercito ti danno una medaglia per spruzzare del napalm sulla popolazione! Nella vita civile vai in prigione per aver dato a qualcuno un orgasmo!
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