“It would not be difficult, Mein Führer.”
Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

“A lot of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was I could size up the other guy half a second quicker than he could me.”
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.”
Steve Martin - Navin

“- Ray Peterson: You had a dream a plane was gonna crash, so you took the bus to Las Vegas.
- Art Wiengartner: If I had been on the plane it would have crashed.”
Tom Hanks - Ray Peterson
Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner