“- Nurse Mary Verbeck: The Salingers. They know I worship your body like a French cathedral.
- Dr. Elliot Fibel: I don't care who knows, Mary. You're my woman and I'm your man! Never the less, if they can keep a secret, so can I.”
Lu Leonard - Nurse Mary Verbeck
Wallace Shawn - Dr. Elliot Fibel

“Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?”

James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman

“- Diego Rivera: Is fidelity that important to you?
- Frida Kahlo: Loyalty is important to me. Can you be loyal?”
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary.
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew

“- Moses Wine: Why didn't I ever see you again?
- Lila: Oh, at that time, I thought monogamy was a male conspiracy.
- Moses Wine: Ohhhh, what about now?
- Lila: Now, I am sure it is!”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Moses Wine
Susan Anspach - Lila