“- Peggy Ann Snow: Were you laughing every second?
- Corky: Peg, I...
- Peggy Ann Snow: Was I funny, you bastard son-of-a-bitch?”
Ann-Margret - Peggy Ann Snow
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Friends call me "Nova" as in Casanova.
- College Girl: That's pathetic!
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Tara Subkoff - College Girl

“No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“My life is over, that's it. But while all ya'll are out here livin' yours, sitting around talking about the nigger who lost it back in high school, you make sure you tell them the truth. You tell them I loved that girl! I did! But I got played!”
Mekhi Phifer - Odin James

“They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery.”
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker