“- Dr. Alex Tremor: Can't you see how dangerous you are?
- Marina Lemke: You say that listening to your heart and trusting what you feel, is that what you're calling dangerous?”
Jeff Daniels - Dr. Alex Tremor
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“- Helen Knable: Roy, I don't know where you are, but get your butt back here!
- Spike: Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
- Roy Knable: No.”

Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
Jeffrey Jones - Spike
John Ritter - Roy Knable

“It's not the Senate I'm worried about but their fat wives.”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra

“In spite of your long experience, it has been my observation that you're very apt to lose control of your emotions and your temper in moments of excitement. I can't take any chances.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong

“I think you're incapable of any emotion higher up than your stomach!”

Bette Davis - Maggie Cutler