“- Paige Prescott: Relationships don't make U-turns and Adam's a drunk.
- Kate Davies: He's not a drunk. He's a borderline addictive personality who happens to like alcohol a lot.”

Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Marley Shelton - Kate Davies

“I never said family don't break up. Don't you watch Oprah?”
Damon Wayans - Maj. Benson Payne

“I know all there is to know about screwing your way into a wealthy family and there's no way I'm gonna let you screw your way into mine.”

Will Patton - Lloyd Abbott

“Every family got someone whose got a screw loose.”
Charles S. Dutton - Willis Richland

“Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens