“You should've seen my mother. She was wonderful. Blonde, beautiful, intelligent, alcoholic. We used to drink milk together after school. Mine was homogenized. Hers was loaded. Once they picked her up for speeding. They clocked her doing 55. All right, but in our garage? And when they tested her... they found out that her alcohol had 2% blood.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“- Rocky Dennis: I hate you going out every night and coming home wasted all the time!
- Rusty Dennis: It's none of your goddamn business!
- Rocky Dennis: You're my mother!
- Rusty Dennis: Well, you're not my warden!”
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis
Cher - Rusty Dennis

“- Reporter: Why are you in town?
- Nick Charles: My wife is on a bender. I'm trying to sober her up.”
Thomas E. Jackson - Reporter
William Powell - Nick Charles

“Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process.”

Josh Hartnett - John

“It ain't my job to know what's worse, Paul D. It's to know what's out there and to keep my children from it! Because I would rather know they're at peace in Heaven than living a hell here on Earth! So help me, Jesus!”
Oprah Winfrey - Sethe