“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Remember you're in France: the customer is always wrong!”
Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“I would rather take a beating with a brick stick than take kids in the grocery store.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“If you want to be a shoplifter, go to J.C. Penney.”
Joe Mantegna - Eddie