“- Ocinski: Hey, uh, your dad the one that taught you how to fight?
- Oliver: No, my babysitter.”
Dario Barosso - Ocinski
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver

“- Ruth Fowler: So what are you going to do about it?
- Frank Fowler: I don't know... take karate.”

Sissy Spacek - Ruth Fowler
Nick Stahl - Frank Fowler

“- Cooper: Can I ask you a question, sir? Where'd you learn to fight so dirty, sir?
- Richard Sharpe: Same place as you, Cooper. Saturday night in the gutters.”
Michael Mears - Cooper
Sean Bean - Sharpe

“You are here to learn the mysteries of Kung Fu, not linguistics. If you can't understand me, I will communicate with you like I would a dog! When I yell, when I point, when I beat you with my stick!”

Chia-Hui Liu - Pai Mei

“- Ellen Griswold: I hope at least you kids have learned something from this.
- Audrey Griswold: Yeah! Don't die unless someone's home!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold