“Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running... on the curb. It look sparked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish... like a virgin on prom night. I mean they vanish, swishh...”
Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Why? Did you steal the car?
- Teenager: I sure did.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.”
David W. Harper - Teenager
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?”

Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Paul Cater: I didn't get this car, I stole it. That's a felony.
- Lurene Hallett: Well it shouldn't be if it can't go over forty!”
Dennis Haysbert - Paul Cater
Michelle Pfeiffer - Lurene Hallett

“- Lieutenant Nabulsi: What kind of criminal drives a Prius?
- Sergeant Harris: A socially responsible one?”
Lennie James - Lieutenant Nabulsi
Allan Steele - Sergeant Harris