“All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“AIDS. Homosexual. Gay. Lesbian. You think these are names that tell you who a person sleeps with, but they don't tell you that.”

Al Pacino - Roy Cohn

“- Malik: What are you doing here?
- Other black guy at party: What do you mean?
- Malik: I am supposed to be the only black guy at this party.”

Deon Richmond - Malik
Sean Patrick Thomas - Other black guy at party

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish SportsLegends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady

“You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.”
Randall 'Tex' Cobb - Leonard Smalls